#mr & mrs potter

[digitkame]

4 years after graduation wasn’t long enough for Filch to forget the silhouette of a spidery student skulking around in the dark.

I saw a post (can’t remember by whom) that said something along the line of Snape probably getting mistaken for a student by Argus Filch when he first started teaching at Hogwarts. I thought it was funny, so I put it into a drawing🌝

[fromduck]

Me with you guys simping over hot men

[lunarlivs]

after leaving school harry starts journaling, here’s august -99

some closeups bc my handwriring is tiny sorry

[moondustinfj]

Mr. Evans *storming in* : You got three seconds to explain yourself Potter! First you got my Lily pregnant-

Regulus: You got Lily pregnant?!

James: WHO DID?!

Mr. Evans: YOU DID!

James: -yes. *turns to Regulus* Yes I did but it was just a one night thing before you and I got together, it meant nothing.

Mr. Evans: Oh really?! That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?!

James: No, sir! She means a lot to me! I mean I care- I love Lily.

Regulus: What?!

James *whips his head around*: But not THAT way. I mean I'm not in love with her. I love her like a friend.

Mr. Evans: That's how you treat a friend? You get her in trouble and you refuse to marry her?!

James: Hey! I offered to marry her!

Regulus: Wha-

James *quickly turns back to him*: But I didn't want to.

Mr. Evans: And why not?! So you can spend your life with this minikin??

Regulus: MINIKIN?!-

James: Oh, I'm sorry. Regulus, Mr. Evans. Mr. Evans, Regulus.

Regulus: How could you keep this from me?

James: I was going to tell you but-

Mr. Evans: But what?! You think you can get what you want and dump him like you did Lily??

James: Hey, I did not dump Lily!

James *to Regulus*: NOR ARE WE STILL TOGETHER.

*the phone starts ringing*

James: oh can I- just..

Mr. Evans: *death stare*

James: -why don't we just let the machine get that?

*beep*

*Sirius on voicemail* : Hey, mate. Just a reminder, tomorrow night we're taking care of Remus' furry little problem. You know he needs your prongs or he gets extra sore the morning after. I'll pick you up at 8.

*beep*

Mr. Evans:

James: NO!

Regulus:

James: NO! NO NO NO! I-

Mr. Evans:

James: I need to lie down..

[shadyblacklin]

sirius: *lying on remus* tell me a secret, moons

remus: okay, listen regulus and james are dating like 3 months

sirius: ...

sirius: well, enough secrets

[kippipies]

And I just can try to face The dark inside my head

[thepastisalreadywritten]

27 September 2024

—

Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) was a British actress.

Known for her wit in comedic roles, she had an extensive career on stage and screen over seven decades and is one of Britain's most recognisable and prolific actresses.

She received numerous accolades including two Academy Awards, five BAFTA Awards, four Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, and a Tony Award as well as nominations for six Laurence Olivier Awards.

Smith was one of the few performers to earn the Triple Crown of Acting.

🖤🕯️🖤

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Lily: This is my boyfriend James, and this is James’ boyfriend Regulus. 

Mrs. Evans: Oh… Sorry what’s the situation? 

Lily: What do you mean?

Mr. Evans: How does this work?

Lily: Well, James and Regulus got together first, a year later James and I got together, and were all planning to move in together next year after Regulus graduates. 

Mr. and Mrs. Evans: …

[rhae-ali]

One thing about me is if I see an evil mother, she WILL be my favorite character.

Love it when moms are obsessively protective over their children and/or instill them with power.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: Oh, look at my boyfriend dressing up as a Muggle lifeguard for Halloween. He is gorgeous! I can’t wait to drown!

James: …

[wookiecookiesfactory]

More merope & mrs.cole and baby tommy 🍼😈

Cole: Long hair is so old fashioned! Short its whats in

Merope: I am cold

Tommy: mmmh hair

[de4thbycre4tion]

Every time I remember that Mrs. Zabini canonically had 7 husbands who all died in mysterious circumstances leaving her a huge fortune behind, I giggle

[lunarlivs]

art dump ^-^

1. eight year drarry fighting >>:)))))

2. malfoy family breakfast after the first night harry slept over (i adore the three of them they’re FUN)

3. some side characters yay

4. drarry and their kids rushing to the hogwarts express for scorps first year :’’)))) including his younger sister an oc i looooveeee she’s everything everr AND return of mr baby he is officially canon now!!!

[onecricket]

we were talking abt "cringe culture" at work (I work in a v white collar office job) and the folks I work with aren't particularly creative personalities, but understand the broad strokes of OCs, fanfic and fanart, if nothing else in a joking sense

it was in this moment of "I could never" that our intern was having - insisting on keeping her nerd interests off the clock - that I recalled a situation where our manager came to us with such excitement to tell us he found a new book recommendation

mind you, he is a 30-something white cis man with a kid and townhouse and we're in Indiana, USA, not exactly the paragon of progressive people

and he no hesitation states he found a Harry Potter fanfic AU and starts describing it in such detail and fervor "I couldn't put it down! I can't wait for them to update it!"

say what you will about the content of his reading choice and the judgment of his character... that's not exactly my focus here

the heart of the post is: if a White Cis Man, who likes golf and daytime TV, who works at a Office Job with Reports and Faxes, who is so far detached from anything creative can gush about his newly discovered AU FANFIC on AO3 NO LESS

then cringe is truly dead. we are free to enjoy anything we want forever and get excited about our interests

[t1oui]

albus calling draco "mr. malfoy" no matter how long they've known each other is canon to me so seeing it in fics makes me very happy lol

[kryp-does-random-stuff]

Quickie portrait of Seb Sallow - from a screenshot edit I scavenged from pinterest. Mr. Sallow, You BROKE ME.